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Ideal Capitalism: You have two cows, sell one, and buy a bull. They multiply, and the economy grows. You sell the herd and retire. You get rich!
American Capitalism: You have two cows, sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You get surprised when she dies.
Japanese Capitalism: You have two cows, redesign them so they are one tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times more milk. Then you create little drawings of cows called Cowimon, and sells them to the rest of the world.
British Capitalism: You have two cows. They are both crazy!
Dutch Capitalism: You have two cows. They live together in a de facto union, they do not like bulls, and everything is alright.
